— Ladey Gags (via iamthechameleonsoul)
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
She'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian."