Amor é quando eu mando uma cartinha pra ela, toda rabiscada, com as letrinhas todas tortas, e ela diz que foi a cartinha mais linda que recebeu..
— Pedro, 7 anos. (via ternuras)
She'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian."