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hilarydank:

*sends a friendly nude to show im here 4 u*

tnay4eva:

I feel the need to re-post this every couple of years. This is one of my favorite tattoos. When people see it for the first time they think I just like to write on my hand. They don’t realize its a tattoo until they see me again and it’s still there. 
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soysad:

sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??

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grumpysalmon:

*gets hit by a car* good

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seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

krrristen:

neptunian haze
http://krrristen.com
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I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

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duloxetine:

finding out that someone very hot follows you

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thebookth1ef:

Can we get this to 100k?
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alt-j:

when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”

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