My momma always telled me that we were bron dis wey, but now I got a feeling bitch, you were bron teh wrong way
— Ladey Gags (via iamthechameleonsoul)
She'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian."
— Ladey Gags (via iamthechameleonsoul)
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account