people with the same name as me are cute but they need to remember who is in charge
"America is a land of freedom!!11!!"
She'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian."