*sends a friendly nude to show im here 4 u*
sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??
*gets hit by a car* good
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
finding out that someone very hot follows you
when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”